Friday, May 1, 2009

James Edition 3

This is me practicing the 2nd half of the first time.

That week was pretty exciting, same as this week once you think about it.


Monday: In P.E. all 60 kids in the gym decided to have a football game outside. I remember that there was a lot of kids who went into the clinic, and I'm one of the lucky few who escaped with a few bruises.

Tuesday: Pretty boring, at lunch all of my friends were planning how the last day of school will go. One kid gets that water gun, another with many water balloons, a man with the slingshot, and the kid across the table wants to flip the table at the last day of school's lunchtime. I figured that this is one of the few schools that have crazy last day of schools. I also wanted to get into the last day of school because we all have P.E. next period and got nothing to loose. Especially the showers, and changing clothes

Wednesday: A group of people that are from New York came to sit with me at the large middle table. One of them got them speakers loud enough for all of the brothers on the table to listen. They were playing the Nas disrespect song Ether. Most of us looked at them like they crazy because we don't even know them besides the name. Before song hits the chorus, the bell rang.

Thursday: At the bus, one of my best men, nelson found a bunch of needles under the seat. He also happened to have the straw from the hi-c juice that he took from wayne, a lame person. He shot one needle at the bus seat, and it flew fast, fast enough to penetrate the blue seat.

Friday: in 7th period my science teacher announced that the period is a free period. I sat by a computer and asked a person to get me on youtube. I vaguely remembered how this person did it, since youtube is blocked, he got on this website called p.thisisnotajoke.com? or b.thisisnotajoke.com? well anyway he got into that website, and typed youtube.com in a box inside that website and got there. Trey started to type in some stuff in there and for some songs, and we was jamming all period on.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

New guest, BDan Presents: James

oooooooooohhhhhhh. I almost forgot. I have a very special guest to introduce. Please welcome, JAMES!! Woooooooooooooo!
I haven't noticed his 2 posts. He will join me for the rest of the time until he has something else to do. That doesn't mean i will stop continuing the edition. The next edition is also the last edition before i mix up things a little bit. Just wait and then you will be more amazed. James has started a edition made by the boy himself. We are officially a merged alliance sharing a blog. There will be other new ideas because of this connection. We have declared a truce a few days ago. I agreed to let him join with me. You will see weird stuff happening.

James edition 2

I am very bored, since there was nothing to do this pass week, so i decided to use brendan's blog to express some poetryThis is just me practicing guitar.

But, in school, this week is the exact opposite of what i did at home, ill just list the things i have done these last two weeks.

Monday, April 20, 2009:P.E. Starts off with basketball, i accidently threw a friend's show on top of the back board of the hoop. It took a long time to get it off, because the janitor came with a ladder from the other side of campus. I got beat up after that

Tuesday, April 21, 2009: in spanish class, we have a substitute. The sub was sort of impolite and unfriendly. Soon some boy in my class got wretched with the sub and started dissing the teacher. Usually in white schools people be saying "ooo" at the sidelines, but here the sub finished it off with a diss right back at the boy. Then the Dozens game escalated resulting up with my friend, taking a watergun from the file cabinet, and got the teacher wet. Administration came by and gave us a lecture.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009: In lunchtime, by the table that we sit on, my friend Donald ordered some kid to start a beat with the fork he was holding. I joined in with a bass by beating on the table. Jeno broke his tray into little pieces, stuffed it in the plastic milk bottle, and started shaking it. When everything was cool, Donald free styled and insulted the sub in spanish class. Then paul came in spitting about T.G. Lee, that look like me/ My skin look dark like MVP. He kept going on about that then ended by talking about that i like shrimp fried rice. Then i started and rapped: Chicken wing, Chicken curry, Chicken fried Rice, Rumor said that you like Condaleeza Rice/ you better shut up brother / because you dont know what you talking about/ Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ I was born looking cool/ but what the hell happened to you!?. I ended up winning all the shouts and "god Dang James"

Thursday, April 23, 2009: I had front row seats of two girls cracking each other. Then one girl slapped the other, while the other charged like a bull and slammed the other against the wall.

Friday, April 24, 2009: There has been a code red alert lockdown, I had heard that some kid brought a gun to school, but i was not too sure.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

James edition (something that will actually make sense)

Poem of ignorance and hope

I have once thought
that poem writing is difficult
but then i learned
poems can be anything

I can write about trees
or about a camel full of fleas
It can be wrong or right
just make sure that it is bright

So if i ruled the planet
and everything in it
i can just forget about flvs.net
and make sure that
every single person does not
make a bad choice

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Preview

This is a preview of the next edition If you checked DA BOTTOM, then you will know what this edition is. If you didn't, then here is clues:




Oh you should know by now. Bye.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The F Pair 8

Welcome to the F Pair 8! This is the final determination of the FFStations. Now the #1 station is:


Sorrrrenaworkeniarkrinesiochinolobertenadernevaquewstardudaxeradytinorsonic!

SONIC! SONIC! ITS SONIC!

Yes, it's SONIC. My #1 FF Station of the decade!

I love Sonic because of the drinks that you can make for random flavors, the ice cream, the fries, EVERYTHING!!!!! It is so chumblickarkenorvichiliocious!! I can't stop eating and gobblinkinedrinking my good watermelon soda! Oh by the way, this IS the final post of this edition sorry i changed it. Well farewell to you. I need content from SONIC! I don't have time to put pictures sorry. Oh well. Bye!

FF CONTENT!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The F Pair 7

Welcome to The F Pair 7! Today's topic is #3...Whataburger! That is soooo good. I can't handle this place. You can smell and taste the best burger in history. So heavenly delicious! The sizzling pictures are coming down the row:




Arrrrrggggggghhhhhh hahhhhh noooooooooooooo i nnnneeeeeeeeed iiiittttt noooooooowwwwwwww! Arggggggggghhhhh! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I need it. It it here since 1950! They give an orange peppermint. It soooo tasty! The soft drinks are somehow good! The barbecue sauce is just the best on the fries. And the burgers? Oh my God! Tasty! Bye for now. I need to rest for my addictive reaction.

FF CONTENT!!!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The F Pair 6

Welcome to The F Pair 6! Today's topic is #4.......Arby's!! Yes Arby's, a fantastic roast beef sandwich FF station that will be one of the absolute best meal your stomach could handle! Sizzling roast beef with good secret sauce and classic bread to mush it together into one, one dominent sandwich that will stand by itself. In the light where it is the brightest thing on Earth! These pictures will catch you in the eye:




Ahhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooo! So TASTY ARRRRGHHHHH! NOOOO GRAHHHH!'

Ok, sorry for that, it was too good. So good that it is one of the best. Period. See you next time!

FF CONTENT!!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The F Pair 5

Welcome back to The F Pair! Today we will start on the top five FF stations. Then the FINALE!!! Ok this topic is about......KFC! Yes #5 on my list. Okay this is why it is on my favorite list.

1. It has great cooked chicken.
2. It has great sides like potato wedges.
3. They come in bite size,small sandwich, or some kind of assortment which i love.
4. It has stunning soft drinks.
5. 75% goodness and satisfaction.

That is why it is #5 on my list. That KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Here are pictures of the food and the station:


That is soooooo good!!!

Bye Bye!!!

FF CONTENT!!!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The F Pair 4

Hello and welcome to The F Pair #4! This topic is about Boston Market. This is my 6th favorite FF station. It is Boston Market. It is 6th on the list for 3 reasons.

1. It has 2 sides, Macaroni & cheese Mmmmmmm! Corn Yummy!
2. It has somewhat good soft drinks.
3. It has GREAT quarter-dark chicken!

Those are reasons. Now for the pictures. Wait, before that let me show you 2 reasons that i hate about this FF station.

1. It has disgusting white meat that no person would eat unless if homeless.
2. The stuffing is just horrible.

Now for pictures of food and the FF station:




Man, would anyone steal it?

Come on now. You can see a meal that is almost as robbing a convenience store that doesn't give convenience.

Okay bye bye for now!

FF CONTENT!!!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

The F Pair 3

Welcome back to the The F Pair! Today's topic is about Popeye's. Okay Popeye's is an FF station that is similar to KFC. The only difference is that it is ghetto. It is the ghetto KFC Here is a picture of the old style FF station and the food that rots after you finish eating it:



That is food that will blow peoples' minds off.

That food isn't regularly good for FF eaters on a daily basis. If someone actually ate Popeye's on a daily basis, they would need a diet in 2 seconds. If they break their diet, what comes next? Human disposal waste out in their opening at the bottom. Diareah! Pooof. Already there. Comes out in your pants before you reach the human disposal unit. Ok that's all for this post. See you next time.

FF CONTENT!!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The F Pair 2

Hello and welcome to The F Pair! This topic is Long John Silvers. Their logo is "throw boring overboard". That sounds a little weird you know. Sometimes this particular restaurant will get you ripped off by a 15% chance. Here is the food and the FF station:


Ahhhhhh some GOOD food right there!

That food that you have seen is chicken. There is fish that looks alike which is my 2nd favorite food in that FF station. The 1st one is the chicken of course. You laugh at me and then you think of an appliance direct commercial. (I didn't capitalize that because it is so cheap and ghetto.) Ok i will see you next time. Don't think of me as a game show host!

FF CONTENT!!!

Friday, December 5, 2008

The F Pair 1

Hello everyone! This is our 3rd and newest edition, The F Pair. This will talk about fast food stations. We have 10 issues. The first 5 will be others that i list randomly. The remaining issues will be my top 5 FF stations. Then we will get started with another edition. OK our first topic is Taco Bell. I really don't have any favorite food in this station except quesadilla. I need chicken and that's it. I'm done! Then some baja blast. OK here is the picture of food and the FF station:


Ahhhhhhh the smell the taste the sight all of it! So GOOD AND TASTY!!! Ahhhh noooooooooooo-woah! OK, OK, i'm done. I recovered. I practiced to recover from food or drink trances. I can recover shortly after. I've been training and in the future i will be strong 100% guaranteed. We are done for this issue. See you later!

FF CONTENT!!!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Preview

This is a preview of the next selection. I know, it is about FF. If you checked somewhere you would've known what ff means. But I'll tell you now. It stands for fast food. Yep. That's the next selection. It will be very fabulously fascinating! it's the frantic time of the history of food. We need TASTE CONTENT! That's what we really need okay? Just so you know their will be 10 issues of this fabulous edition. Then we will move on to the next edition which is unknown i daresay. Ok i will see you at the Taste Content Productions Inc. (The F Pair)

Monday, December 1, 2008

Candylicious FINALE

This is the FINALE! That means that SUGAR CONTENT will NEVER be HEARD AGAIN! That is so BAD. *Sob* *Sob*. We can't lose SUGAR CONTENT! Ok, we will say farewell as i agreed before.

Me and 1 other guest will say bye.

First up, it's C.G.B Spender from The X-Files. He didn't really wave. Wait a minute, he was spying on us the whole time i posted! He is one shady idiotic mackeral that you could ever meet. Here he is:

Now I will say bye. (Without any hands)

Bye!

(REMEMBER SUGAR CONTENT WILL LIVE ON AS THE NEXT GENERATION!)

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